Toasting in Turtlenecks

You've never been to a party like this before!

You'll arrive at my house - neck FULLY covered.

Once inside, you'll be given a topic to toast.

As you collect your thoughts, you'll drink Titos, tequila, or the champagne of beers.

You'll snack on fresh toast with a variety of toppings - avocado, jam, butter etc.

Toasts tip off at 10.

Best toaster wins the title of Toastmaster.

Toasting Topics included…

- nonvenomous snakes

- cumulonimbus clouds

- the wings that everybody takes a picture in front of when they go to nashville

- geese

- Ida Tarbell and other muckrakers

- students who run the baton relay at elementary school field day

- elevator inspection certificates

Theme: 5/5 (Elizabeth Holmes meets Wonder Bread meets Toastmasters International in a fever dream… what could go wrong?)

Execution: 5/5 (This can and should be replicated across the country.)